Posted 12 April 2009 - 09:29 PM
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
1. I have Narcolepsy. have you seen the movie Deuce Bigalow?
Posted 12 April 2009 - 10:10 PM
I would carefully position myself with my back towards the door, lay my hands on the keyboard, close my eyes and sleep at that position.
Waking up and carry on typing as soon as someone entered the door.
But I also programmed myself - should anyone spot me sleeping - my reply would be that I work best whilst "meditating"
Posted 13 April 2009 - 01:39 AM
"I wasn't sleeping, I was just resting my eyes... I listened to the whole lecture"
lol... I heard something honestly, but I didn't comprehend anything ever when I'd do that. (This was pre N dx)
Posted 13 April 2009 - 02:09 PM
Posted 13 April 2009 - 05:22 PM
Mike, I'm not sure what grade you teach but when I was in high school the teachers had suspiciously numerous "speaking to the principal/head of department/looking up the answer" breaks. We were half convinced they were mystical creatures who could vanish into thin air at any given moment. So there's an option for you. LOL.
Stake out an unused broomcloset nearby...
Posted 14 April 2009 - 08:32 PM
tell your class that whoever wakes you before 15 minutes will get detention, and if nobody wakes u up before 20 minutes that the whole class will get detention haha
and if not that, just tell them to do drugs, if not they will end up like u