Marcianna

Vending Machine

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You receive your own Marvin the Martian death ray.

*insert coin*

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You receive three front row tickets to O.J. Simpson's current trial.

*insert two Canadian toonies (I've got to spend them somehow)

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You receive a super secret decoder ring.

*insert coin*

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You receive a bottle of antacid (which is fortunate since that cold pizza did not sit well)

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you receive a winning lotto ticket....spend it well!

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You receive a package of sea monkeys - fun for the entire family!

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You receive a cheap plastic rain poncho.

*insert coin*

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you have recieved a crumpled piece of paper...

oh wait whats this?

donald trumps phone number?

coooooolllllll....

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you receive a brand-new set of 4 car tires!

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Oh man is the vending machine busted?

:: kicks it vigorously::

You receive a genuine foam cheesehead hat straight from Wisconsin.

*insert coin*

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You receive a genuine foam cheesehead hat straight from Wisconsin.

*insert coin*

oh man I always wanted one of those! no... REALLY! I'm not kidding!

You received a copy of Fever Pitch.

the luckiest movie ever! WOO HOO!!!

*insert coin*

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Wow... this machine is getting rusty!

Kicks machine.. you recieve: Stale Cheetos. And a pile of dust.

Eh.. better luck next time.

***INSERT COIN***

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Wow... this machine is getting rusty!

Kicks machine.. you recieve: Stale Cheetos. And a pile of dust.

Eh.. better luck next time.

***INSERT COIN***

You recieve: A crusty battery.

Not another one....

***INSERT COIN***

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You receive the 30 disc set "How to Overcome Any Obstacle While You Sleep."

*INSERT COIN*

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