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Marcianna

Community Service Announcement

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This is my official community service announcment.

Please be careful with scissors.

When you get stabbed with them it hurts.

Alot.

And ladies: Always shave your legs.

You never know when your gonna get stabbed with scissors.

All the nurses will make fun of you.

And if you have a hot male nurse, it really sucks. bummed.gif

This has been a community service announcement.

Hopefully I wont be making another one soon.

Thank you for your time.

~Marcia

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funny, oh Marcianna, funny

why is it if you ever have to be around the "hot male nurse" that is the time that you haven't shaved? It's a universal law I suppose.

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OMG THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!

That poor girl!

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And I thought some of my incidents were bad. That's at the top of the list.

May I never achieve such notoriety.

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Ok, yeah, that's bad lol! Poor thing!

I'd like to also add not to run with a paring knife in your jeans. Stabbing yourself in the thigh doesn't tickle.

And...if you're prone to ending up in hospital (or have employers who are overly protective of you and send you off in an ambulance without asking if you want said ambulance), wear nice underwear. You are likely to have all male nurses to help you disrobe, because you need to pee and can't move your arms or legs.

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It is ok to throw your back out at work so the hot firemen will come lift you into the ambulance where you will get fun drugs, but DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let them try to put an IV in your arm. They are not good at it. It will hurt.

Fires, yes. :) Hotness, yes. B) Needles, no!! :o

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all the firemen around here I went to high school with. They were not nice to me. and I tend to hold grudges. I could very well pee on them just because of vengeance.... whether I was in a fire or not.

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